Source - TheSuperficial
Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airports police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people dont go, “Damn, what an idiot.” If youre caught boosting a Ferrari, thats totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks youre crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentines Day.” I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.
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Source - WeSmirch
TMZ.com:Paris Has Too Many Bitches?!! — The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services paid a visit to the home of Paris Hilton today to investigate a complaint about her dogs. — Captain Bowers tells TMZ his department received a complaint from an animal rescue group, after Paris appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on Monday.
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Source - dListed
Presidential candidate, Mike “always a fat ass to me” Huckabee, has been playing Bostons “More Than A Feeling” on his campaign trail. The problem is that Boston doesnt want to be played by Huckabee. They wrote a little letter to Huckabee:”Boston has never endorsed a political candidate, and with all due respect, would not start by endorsing a candidate who is the polar opposite of most everything Boston stands for. In fact, although Im impressed you learned my bass guitar part on More Than a Feeling, I am an Obama supporter.”MODED! You know youre in trouble when Boston hates your ass. I think Huckabee should get fat again. Then his campaign song can be “Baby Got Back.” It would work so much better.The main reason for this post was just so I could post his amazing family photo again. This shit belongs in a museum.Source: Page Six
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I love Lindsay Lohan, because she is one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood. I only wish she would be grateful for that and accept it. She tells the media that shes a good girl and stays inside…blah..blah… I just want her to tell them, “Listen, Im young and I have a working coochie (thats up for debate) and Im going to put it to good use.” Theres nothing wrong with that.Anyway, Lindsay Lohan was partying Tuesday night in West Hollywood. She set her coochie sights on “Entourage” dude Adrian Grenier. Shes denied dating him in the past, but Rush & Molloy reports she was on him like Britney on a Frapp. Things didnt go according to plan when Adrians girlfriend showed up. Yeah, dont you hate those?Lindsay didnt miss a beat and as soon as Adrian was done with her, she moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio. A witness said she was flirting with him and acting like a ho! The source said, “But he wasn’t saying much to her.”Leo then left with Adrian leaving Lindsay without a dick for the night. Poor Lindsay. Whats a slut without a dick? A sad slut.Oh and a source claims she was drinking champs and Vodka the entire night.
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Source - Gawker
[The View cast member Joy Behar outside a comedy show in New York last night; image via WENN]
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Source - Gawker
Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is, or will soon be, fucking Ben Affleck. Or at least he kind of wishes. [NYP]Actress Bai Ling arrested in saddest celebrity shoplifting case: $16 in batteries and magazines. [AP]Like the Cedars Sinai mental ward, Britney Spears father can no longer control her insanity or voracious appetite for cash — at least according to Britneys lawyer. [Mirror]Ellen Page, the Juno girl, just signed to her third project in two months, some sort of psychological thriller, and could probably also do your job more efficiently and heart-warmingly if given the chance. [EW]Heres Victoria Beckhams room at the Waldorf-Astoria. [Faded Youth]Rapper Tony Yayo, an “associate” of 50 Cent, had a beef with another rapper and actually went after the guys 14-year-old son. Because of a t-shirt the kid was wearing. Everythings fine, though, because Yayo will pay for his crime by gently helping teach people to read. [AP]
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Source - Pajiba
A Game-Legged Old Man and a Drunk. Thats All You Got?3:10 to Yuma / Angel and the Badman: The Boozehound Cinephile / Ted Boynton
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Source - HollyScoop
Rocker Bono and artist Damien Hirst were praised last night at a Valentines Day charity auction for raising more than $40 million for AIDS relief. Now thats impressive!The U2 star teamed up with Hirst to head “The (…
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Source - HollyScoop
After a turbulent marriage to rocker Travis Barker, ex beauty queen Shanna Moakler says shes looking for real love. Moaker tells People, “I would love to have a marriage like my parents, who have been together for a very …
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Source - HollyScoop
Natalie Portman isnt itching to be get marriage anytime soon, in fact shes vowed to never walk down the aisle because she doesnt need a piece of paper.Portman says, “Im into monogamy. But Im …
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Source - BestWeekEver
Todays BWE Alarm Clock is after the jump:
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Source - MollyGood
KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY “A judge has granted a request to have Britney’s older brother, Bryan [Spears], be named as the trustee of his sister’s trust.”
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Source - ImNotObsessed
Paris Hilton’s new movie The Hottie and the Nottie has been named worst movie ever. EVER! According to IMDB, it has just claimed the title for 2008 comedy. The film received a 1.2 out of 10. I almost want to go see it just to help her out. The movie took just $27,696 (£13,848) in […]
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Source - MollyGood
Wanna see Heidi and Spencer’s love extravaganza? It includes fake gifts, roses and a Titanic-esque pose at the helm of a small boat. As all Valentine’s Days should.[Source]
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Source - ImNotObsessed
“No one else has it as hard as Britney. I feel bad for her. How does she even think with all those flashbulbs? When I’m being followed, everything’s thrown off. They run red lights. They cause accidents. She can’t even walk to her car. F**king stalkers.”– Avril Lavigne Share This
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